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UPDATE:
Sydney 07.09.07
Draft
movie script© - APEC IN OUR DOMAIN conclusion
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UPDATE:
Sydney 07.09.07
Draft
movie script© - APEC IN OUR DOMAIN installment
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One billion
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Definitions
Dept.
Definition - Oxford Dictionary
aspirator n. apparatus for aspiring fluid.
aspirin n. medication to reduce pain.
Definition - John Howard
aspirational nationalism n. cosmic couch travel.
Definition - George W. Bush
aspire - as n. arse, pire v. to kick.
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- give us a break
• Iemma's mobile mega spurter left on over-night
- Warragamba Dam runs dry.
• Bush, Howard and Shinzo Abe - the new Three Amigos.
• Chinese Premier, Wen Jiabao not at all impressed with sydney's
wall, goes home.
• Guess
who's staying at the Sydney Walledoff?
• "I didn't know APEC was on until the Chasers got lumbered"
- bloke
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Janet
Albrechtsen - "Time to go, Johnno"
WHAT!!!
Just like Piss Ackers. our ultra neo-con goilly
is starting to believe the polls and now fumbles for words to
save her own monumental hide.
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DATELINE:
Sydney 06.09.07
Draft
movie script© - APEC IN OUR DOMAIN installment
#4
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Spring
Racing Carnival replaced by
Spring Clobber Carnival - Have
to keep the punters happy
FIRST RACE - The APEC Age Handicap - favourite, 'Nuke Kneed' by 'Yellow
Cake' out of 'Melbin Moguls' - jockey John Howard
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DATELINE:
Sydney 05.09.07
Draft
movie script© - APEC IN OUR DOMAIN installment
#3
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Piss
Ackerman seems to be going soft on the left. Still shafts 'em,
but he's gentler - could be a sign that a change is a comin'
Kevin07.
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DATELINE:
Sydney 04.09.07
Draft
movie script© - APEC IN OUR DOMAIN installment
#2
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RE-NAME
THE STATES
NSW becomes ALBERT because it's on top of VICTORIA
As QUEENSLAND
would then be on top of ALBERT it could stay the same
More to come
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DATELINE:
Sydney 03.09.07
George Dubya to meet our Kev
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KEV
"G'day George Dubya. Seeya left the missus at home - let's
go lap dancing."
• GEORGE DUBYA
"What's lap dancing, Kev, you possible next PM of OZ son of
a gun."
• KEV
"Sorta like when you put that little kiddie book in your lap,
didn't know what to do with it - had words in it, remember - next
thing ya know yer screwing the whole Islamic world."
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GEORGE DUBYA
"Gotcha Kev, let's go lap dancin' cobber bloke might be next
PM."
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DATELINE:
Sydney 01.09.07
Draft movie script© - Sydney opens it's *arms for APEC |
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For the benefit
of non-Sydneyites, and terrorists, here's a layout of the
area where ASIC delegates will
be supping, sipping and frollicking.
Now, don't tell
anyone, but, two residents of the Royal Botanical Gardens,
Syd X and Dom X,
after whom The Domain in Sydney was named, have got lockeddown,
within the security wall. But, no worries, the soon to arrive
APEC VIPs are quite safe as Syd and Dom wouldn't have a clue
what an APEC was/is all about..
Our
story begins...
Installment 1
2 3
4 5
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*AK40s, mortars,
303s, machets, foreheads, boots, bottles (there's more, but
of such a highly sensitive nature can't be discussed here
- Ruddock)
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Homework
kiddies: 31.08.07
Create a caricature of Johnny *Dubya Howard |
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Please insert relevant appendages
**Bushy eyebrows - a'la Bob Menzies
**Rat's tail - a'la rat
• Forked tongue - a'la lying low-belly
**Brown nose - see George Dubya Bush
**Pinoccio nose - see Disney cartoon
**Ill-fitting Aussie outback hat - see RM Williams |
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Dateline:
Sydney 31.08.07
>Bush not aware of Sydney security lockdown..."I
have a lot on my mind."<
• Eh!
>"I apologise to the extent that I inconvenience people,
I hope people understand why it's done and I hope it doesn't disrupt
their lives too much." - Bush.<
• Is he talking about Sydney or Iraq?
Police horses in quarantine
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What will the coppers now ride **kangaroos
• shopping trolleys **protesters
• each other.
• Bring back Ronnie - "Mr Iemma, tear down this wall!"
>"I'm looking
forward to getting to know Mr Rudd." - Bush.<
•What are they going to do together they
can't do on the phone - have sex? Not content with just talking
dirty.
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Dateline:
Canbra 28.08.07
>Rudd's IR thingo...Workers
earning more than $100,000 a year will no longer be covered by awards...<
**I was covered by asbestos.
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